jesusfreakinglucifer:

i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked 

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nicktheatheist:

Daft Punk Feat. Julian Casablancas // “Instant Crush”

I didn’t want to be the one to forget
I thought of everything I’d never regret
The little time with you is all that I get
Let’s run with it because it’s all we can take

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smokewithmirrors:

hey mama. happy mother’s day.

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farleeamlow:

Mega babe

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rich-sex:

Not enough “bitch I might be” jokes!!  We need more “bitch I might be” jokes!!

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sacajaweasvagina:

i may not be hot but my personality sucks too

rich-sex:

*takes very detailed notes*

im laughing so hard cos ya

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2treehill:

WHEN U DO A THING AND UR LIKE WHY DID I DO THE THING